Raycon 2021
A yearly conference for old guys who are disillusioned by the tech industry
August 29 - September 4, 2021
6 Days
Attend your choice of talks from our speakers. Enjoy home cooked meals. Share a room with a farting bunkmate.
3 Tracks
Three tracks conference for curious developers: Technology, Outdoorsmanship, and Shitposting
12 Speakers, with special guests
“Best” in the “field” speakers and instructors.
What you’ll experience
Raycon is a week long retreat from the guys that brought you DongML.
Tech de-indoctrination
Stop drinking the kool-aid, and let us deprogram you.
- You aren’t your job
- Your CEO isn’t your daddy
- Stop bringing your authentic self to work
Listen to boring dudes talk at you
Pretty much just like at your job, except YOU pay US.
Technology Discussion Rooms for All Attendees
Nothing quite like sitting with 50 other tech dweebs and in a stuffy room while everyone stares at their laptops.
Current price is only $420.69
Speakers & Instructors
Cliff
Myspace
Mat
Revit, Inc
Gus
Brant
Pfizer
Jeff
Basecamp
Benjo
Parfait
Alex
Hooli
Nick
Stripe
Ray
Datadog
Charlie
Slack
Gabe
LA Times
Adam
Epic Games
What People are Saying
I’d like a refund please.
Al Hanson Deck, App Developer, Studio
In 2019 we got to go on a boat ride and catch fish, which we cooked and ate that night. Raycon 2021 better be as good as that.
Miles Tone, CEO, Studio
Please remove me from your website, I did not give you permission to use my likeness.
Eleanor Carr, CTO, Studio
Pricing
Shitbird Tier Participant
August 29, 30
Free
Watch only access for the speaker presentations
- Some shitty conference stickers to put on your $3000 macbook
- Bragging rights
- Getting to sleep in your own bed
Gold Tier
August 29 - September 4
$69.69
Gold Tier Participant
- Some shitty conference stickers to put on your $3000 macbook
- Technology discussion rooms
- Better bragging rights than the free tier shitbirds
- Breakfast and lunch provided; hope you like lunchables
S Tier Participant
August 29 - September 4
$420.69
S Tier Participant
- Some shitty conference stickers to put on your $3000 macbook
- Technology discussion rooms
- EVEN better bragging rights than the other two tiers
- Homecooked breakfast, lunch, and dinner provided. It’s good
- Interactive sessions with speakers
- Q&A with speakers
- Certificates on Workshops
- Technology discussion rooms
Frequently Asked Questions
How can I get to the venue?
Feel free to use planes, trains, and/or automobiles. Or your legs, you lazy fuck.
What about accommodation for attendees?
S Tier participants are gauranteed a bed of their own (size TBD), though some people may need to share rooms.
What payment types do you accept?
Bitcoin only.
Can I get a refund on my tickets?
All sales are final.
Current price is only $420.69
Address
6969 Left Fork Drive
Belford, WA 69696
1-666-867-5309
root@raycon.io
Time: 8:00 to 20:00