August 29 - September 4, 2021
Raycon 2021 Schedule - August 30
| Date/Time |
Speaker |
Topic |
Description |
| Aug 29, 8:00 |
|
Breakfast and check-in |
The most important meal of the day |
| Aug 29, 10:00 |
 Nick
|
Track 1: Written up by HR: what's next? |
So you told a coworker to go fuck his own face, and now HR has a permanent warning in your record. What are your next steps? |
| Aug 29, 10:00 |
 Cliff
|
Track 2: Hunt and kill your own food |
Fuck your store bought bacon. This talk covers how to hunt, kill, and field dress wild hogs. Also covered: how to smoke cure and ship bacon. |
| Aug 29, 10:00 |
 Jeff
|
Track 3: Simpin' Ain't Easy |
A gallery of e-girl topics and trends, as well as the proper methods for being an effective "reply guy." |
| Aug 29, 12:00 |
|
Lunch |
It's lunch |
| Aug 29, 13:00 |
 Alex
|
Track 1: Negative performance reviews |
What to expect when you're expecting a negative performance review. This talk covers the finer points of curating your bespoke, full stack resume, as well as trolling linkedin for endorsements. |
| Aug 29, 13:00 |
 Brant
|
Track 2: Men's grooming and care for the balding and hirsute |
Just because you're balding doesn't mean you need to let yourself go, playa. Covered in this talk: manscaping, head shaving, back hair, and what to do about those 2 inch long nosehairs. |
| Aug 29, 13:00 |
Nick
|
Track 3: How to trigger Ed Zhaw |
We all know who he is and how he acts; this talk covers how to really push his buttons and make him once again quit tech "for good." |
| Aug 29, 15:00 |
|
Coffee break |
|
| Aug 29, 14:00 |
|
Social Media Sessions |
Let's all hunch over our laptops and post to Medium about all the cool things we didn't learn today. |
Raycon 2021 Schedule - August 30
| Date/Time |
Speaker |
Topic |
Description |
| Aug 30, 8:00 |
|
Breakfast |
The most important meal of the day |
| Aug 30, 10:00 |
 Ray
|
Track 1: Building and monitoring scalable distributed systems |
Just kidding, this talk discusses the finer points of sick wheelies and kick flips and how to best impress your kids with your skateboard skills. |
| Aug 30, 10:00 |
Nick
|
Track 2: Buying expensive tools |
How to effectively spend $5000 on tools to build a shelf that is for sale for $150 on etsy. |
| Aug 30, 10:00 |
Jeff
|
Track 3: JOI: is it for you? |
Are you a grown ass man who doesn't understand the mechanics of whackin' it? You may be interested in some JOI videos. |
| Aug 30, 12:00 |
|
Lunch |
It's lunch |
| Aug 30, 13:00 |
 Benjo
|
Track 1: Your team is not your family |
CEOs aren't your parents, your team isnt your family. Stop saying this shit. |
| Aug 30, 13:00 |
 Charlie
|
Track 2: How to handle a scythe |
IoT SmartHome lawnmowers? Sounds like a great recipe for a haywire killing machine. In this talk, Charlie discusses mowing the lawn like the founding fathers intended: with gumption, a scythe, and plenty of elbow grease. |
| Aug 30, 13:00 |
Cliff
|
Track 3: How to get former presidents to follow you on twitter |
Seriously, what the fuck? Obama can't get enough of those spicy clifflinks. |
| Aug 30, 15:00 |
|
Coffee break |
|
| Aug 30, 14:00 |
|
Q&A |
Jackin' it with our speakers, like an in person. |
Raycon 2021 Schedule - August 31 - September 4
| Date/Time |
Speaker |
Topic |
Description |
| Aug 30, 8:00 |
|
Breakfast |
The most important meal of the day |
| 10:00 |
|
Freeform time |
Shootin', fishin', cookin', drinkin' |